30/9/2003
Starting tomorrow, yours truly will officially be stepping into the next phase of life – working life. Yes, so I've finally found a job. I'm gonna be working as a writer with PC Magazine Malaysia. What do I really do then? I review PC products, fiddle around with gadgets, attend product launches, report on technology conferences, etc. In other words, uber-geeky tech stuff. Not something that I thought I'd get involved with, but it's one foot in the door so I ain't complaining. Yet.

It's kinda scary actually. On the one hand it's good that I finally have a routine in my life again instead of just getting up and wondering what to do for the rest of the day. On the other, this routine is gonna last me my whole life. It's the proverbial rat race from now on.

Last weekend was pretty sucky. I missed the Jazzy Jeff gig completely cos the two friends that I was supposed to go with copped out at the last minute. Bastards. Apparently the KL crowd was pretty bad; people started leaving the dancefloor halfway through Jeff's set cos he played lots of old-school stuff and relatively obscure hip-hop. Sigh ... that's the clubbing crowd in KL for you.

It's been ages since I tucked my shirt in. Wish me luck as I gallantly head off to join the white-collar lemming march.

26/9/2003
Wow ... I so updated.

Attended another interview earlier this week. Went pretty well, better than the last. I've my fingers crossed for this one.

Thanks to Michelle, here's what I bought from Djangos:

Matmos
Civil War (on the strength of the track played on the Four Tet Breezeblock mix. Speaking of which, go check Aural Prostitution out)
Pretty Girls Make GravesNew Romance (quite liked their first album, hope it isn't as short though)
D.M. & JeminiGhetto Pop Life (released on the Warp hip-hop offshoot label Lex; should be good ... ?)
The DecemberistsHer Majesty The Decemberists (this is a longshot)
Broken Social SceneYou Forgot It In People (I have this on MP3, but I really like the band and the album, and I wanna support them, so there)
DoshDosh (umm ... this is on Anticon, but it's instrumental so hopefully it's a safe bet)

Happy happy joy joy!

A couple of friends and I went up to this hill resort called Genting Highlands last weekend. The last time I went up there was almost 10 years ago so I thought it'd be nice to see what the place looks like nowadays. There are theme parks and stuff but the real attraction is its casino, which is probably where 95% of the resort's revenue comes from.

Here's what I observed from my trip. There are three major groups of people in a casino. First you have the players. Middle-aged men and women, Asian tourists and the smattering of rich, young males with trophy girlfriends, all replete with hard game faces who look like they've got something against everyone else in the place. Simple rules to follow for a convincing game face - when you place your chip on the table, don't lay it down. Push it with one finger. When you lose a round, blink once and stare away slowly. When you light up, don't inhale the smoke, breath it. And when you exhale, do it through the corner of your mouth. Secondly you have the croupiers. Slick haired, bow-tied and silk-shirted. At your service to either make or break your life and who probably don't give a damn if you lose your life savings cos it's not part of their job to care. And finally, you have the likes of me who take their places behind the tables, observing every show of cards, flick of the croupier's wrist and turn of the roulette, all while gawking at the insane amount of money that gets exchanged every second. The whole place was just one Robert De Niro short of a scene from a movie.

Tomorrow I see Jazzy Jeff spin at the Hard Rock Café. Yes, that's Jazzy Jeff as in 'Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince'. But don't let the Will Smith association fool you. Jeff has been instrumental in a lot of stellar hip-hop and R&B releases, responsible for people like Jill Scott and one of the members of the Philly neo-soul movement which includes people like Dwele, Vikter Duplaix and Slum Village. For once, a local club night which I'm genuinely excited about.

Apparently my boxes have already reached Malaysia so here's hoping that I'll get to see my beloved, shiny little discs soon. My precioussssssss ...

16/9/2003
Just quickly - I've finally updated my Aural Prostitution section with something new. Any self-respecting jazz/soul/funk fan shouldn't pass this up. Over and out.

13/9/2003
Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I? I'm sure a lot of you out there are dying to profess your admiration for me, so to make things easier, you can now comment on every post I make on my blog. Yes! The future is now! Unbelievable isn't it, how quick technology progresses? So get typing already.

11/9/2003
I don't believe it. Kreidler, a Pitchfork-worthy band that's been dubbed 'Germany's Tortoise', is actually gonna be performing in KL! It's part of a local German cultural centre's effort to promote, well, German culture and Kreidler, apparently, represents what Germany has to offer in terms of music. Weirder things have happened, but this comes close to topping the list. I am so gonna be wearing my Neu! T-shirt to the gig!

10/9/2003
Has anyone noticed that the iPod is becoming the new Bentley? Mary J. Blige has one in the video for 'Love At First Sight'. Even 50 Cent rocks one in 'P.I.M.P'. If Mr Cent had known when he got shot nine times that he'd survive to own an iPod one day, I'm sure he wouldn't have minded getting popped a couple more times. What's next, Snoop Dogg rapping about his new PC?

"Bitches ain't shit but RAMs and gigs ..."

5/9/2003
How to Understand Women

3/9/2003
Did a search for my name on Google (as I always do, cos I'm vain like that) and found out that Artnet.com in New York used a couple of my Banksy pics without my permission. I think I'm gonna sue. After I remove this little picture here on the right ...

Anyway, having grown used to sparking conversations with random strangers in London, I had all but forgotten how socially inept a large majority of Malaysians are. My first week back in KL I nearly slipped and fell at this restaurant. I thought I'd make a joke out of an otherwise embarrassing moment and told the nearby waiter (in Malaysian pidgin English), "Dude ... your floor nearly killed me!" All I got in response was, "Yeah." It was so icy-cold that it's probably the reason why I slipped in the first place.

Last weekend I hung out in Bangsar (a sorta mini-Soho in KL) and I was walking back to my car. The place is horribly packed on weekends and parking spaces are scarce. If you wanna park anywhere remotely near to the nightspots you'd have to circle the area like a vulture and hope you don't have to beat the crap out of someone for a space. Or for that matter, get the crap beaten out of you. Okay, it's not that bad, but you get the picture. Horribly packed. So. I was walking back to my car and this guy was approaching in his. I thought I'd be nice and tell him to wait for a moment cos I'm getting out soon so I waved and pointed at my car repeatedly. Stop he did. Not to wait for my space, but to stare at me like, "You gotta problem?" And he sped off. My friend who was with me asked me what I did that for.

"What, that waving and pointing?"
"Yeah."
"I was just trying to tell him to wait for my space."
"You probably freaked the guy out! If you did that to me, I woulda thought you were either drunk or just plain weird."
"Oh."

It doesn't pay to be nice in KL.