16/10/2006 So a crapload of my friends are getting married in the next couple of months, with more to come next year. Does that put any undue pressure on me to hook up with someone soon? Of course not. Marriage schmarriage. Pfft. Who needs it? Who needs a healthy, passionate, romantic relationship when you have the internets? Who needs someone to snuggle up in bed with while it's raining outside when you've got Luscious Liza strutting her stuff on your PC monitor? Who needs a gentle, warm kiss every morning when you have Slutty Sandy sending you personalised newsletters once every week, professing her burning desire for you to view her webcam while she undresses exclusively for you (and only you! For $9.95 a month!)? You tell me.
Aah ... denial. It's the solution to all problems.
So a crapload of my friends are getting married in the next couple of months, with more to come next year. Does that put any undue pressure on me to hook up with someone soon? Of course not. Marriage schmarriage. Pfft. Who needs it? Who needs a healthy, passionate, romantic relationship when you have the internets? Who needs someone to snuggle up in bed with while it's raining outside when you've got Luscious Liza strutting her stuff on your PC monitor? Who needs a gentle, warm kiss every morning when you have Slutty Sandy sending you personalised newsletters once every week, professing her burning desire for you to view her webcam while she undresses exclusively for you (and only you! For $9.95 a month!)? You tell me.
