17/5/2004
Hah! What did I tell you about the new Ghostface Killah album? Read this, then read this (note the dates). I'm so cool.

Growing increasingly disillusioned with my job. The profession itself is okay, and my work place is an absolute nuthouse (in the fun sense). I just can't stand having to suck up to people and sacrifice editorial integrity for the sake of advertising sales. I'm not saying that we lie in our articles, just that we don't tell the truth as it is. I'm so low at the bottom of the food chain that I no longer give a fuck cos it couldn't possibly get any worse. I can imagine how naïve I look; it's probably how the industry works anyway, so there's really no use in kicking up a fuss.

Was watching a travel documentary on TV the other day and they had this guy running around London hopping on and off all these buses including the No. 6 that used to pass right in front of my flat on Edgware Road. Sigh ... I used to do that a lot too. Yes, I miss a lot of things in London but I'm not willing to go there again if it means spending days walking around doing things all alone and eating take-away seven days a week. It's certainly not as lonely here in KL (and the food's great) but the place is emotionally dry, rife with pretension and just lots of other general suckiness.

For example, chicks in KL dig large exhaust pipes. I'm not sure how much sense that makes to those of you who aren't from KL so let me explain. Chicks love it when you have a fast car, or at least a heavily modified car which looks fast. Don't forget the exhaust pipe! The louder it is, the hornier the chicks get. Either that or you'd have to be 40, have lots of disposable income to spare and drive a Ferrari that you don't even know how to park (no kidding! I've seen it with me own eyes). Who gives a toss about a beer belly when you've got bling? You dig?

GAWD I love this place. I'm Lovin' It™.