23/1/2006


Further reaffirming my fame on the internet, I am currently featured on Rift Trooper's Head Quarters. You can see two of my pictures there, including one with me chillin' with Futura in my b-boy stance, my hoodie on and my gun in my pants. Well, you know, not a real gun of course. But will blow you away nonetheless. You know I gots ta get mine.

19/1/2006
There are three things I need in my life right now:

You can get the first two for me conveniently off Amazon.com. I prefer gift wrapping, so make sure you choose that option when making your purchase.

That last one there seems to be perpetually out of stock. When you do find it though please gift-wrap that for me as well. And when I say 'gift wrap' I really mean sexy lace lingerie. In black or white. I don't fancy red. Blue is fine though.

16/1/2006
In between sending death threats to girls over Friendster who do not respond to my messages, I took some time out to catch up on some DVDs. Has anyone seen The Constant Gardener yet? If you have, can you tell me something? Did you feel nauseated while watching it? I know I was, and so was my sister who saw the film with me. Odd, nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I had no problem with City of God, Fernando Meirelles' other film that has somewhat similar camerawork. Angled, jittery, out of focus. Nothing new. Somehow I couldn't get through The Constant Gardener without taking a break halfway through. Me and me sis had to get out of the TV room and take a breather cos both of us were about to throw up. No kidding. I still have Head-On and Kings and Queen on the backburner, hope to catch up on those soon as well.

In other news, Spazz Jazz goes Dutch (search for the word 'jazz')!

Look, that thing about death threats? I kid. I'm not deranged or anything like that. They aren't death threats anyway. Just, umm, persuasive intimidation, that's all.

3/1/2006
Look at happy picture!


So. It's the year two thousand sizzle. I'm not in the habit of making resolutions, but here are a couple of things to keep in mind for the new year:
  • Start living a little more for myself and not get bogged down by obligations too much
  • Keep working out regularly despite naysayers telling me, "I don't see any difference ... ?"
  • Try looking a bit more at the bright side of things, i.e. whine less
  • Have more confidence
  • Carry a comb
  • Travel to London!
  • Fall in love. People tell me it's a pretty good thing. I dunno. I've been out of it so long I kinda forgot so I'll have to see for myself
If I have offended any of you in the past through what I've said on this blog, or in person for that matter, I sincerely apologise and hope that we can begin 2006 with a shiny, clean slate. So let us all look forward to all things good and happy for the next 365 (362?) days!

Now all of you f**king die.