28/4/2005
So people do listen to my mixes. Awesome! For some reason
they're mostly European – Polish,
Czech,
Belgian,
German
– and drum'n'bass
fans. So a great big international 'hello' to whoever's visiting
from these countries! Remember kids, Malaysia is located in South-East
Asia and is that much larger country above Singapore!
Speaking of South-East Asia, did you know robots from this part of
the world are evil? Yeah, we be skull laser-firing, graviton hammer-throwing,
shadow blade-wielding robots bent on world domination. WTF am I talking
about? I'm talking about the new G
Gundam series. Apparently sometime in the future, gigantic robots
will determine the fate of the universe by battling it out through
a series of martial tournaments. You know, like American Idol.
Anyway, these robots come from all over the world and that includes,
you guessed it, South-East Asia. Malaysia is part of the league of
enemy Gundams and is proudly represented by the Skull
Gundam. At this juncture I would like to give credit to the Gundam
creators for their immaculate depiction of what a robot from Malaysia
would look like. Why? Checkit – the Skull Gundam is made from
Gundarium alloy super ceramic composites and rare metal hybrid multilayered
materials. Not only that, it's equipped with cool weaponry like Skull
Burns, Skull Lasers and Melt Liquid (for melting liquid – people
do that in the distant future). Yet, despite all the high-end technology
and immense amount of resources at our disposal, the best we can come
up with is a robot that looks like a malnourished ape that forgot
its sarong. Malaysia Boleh indeed.
You
tailgate my car? I kill you!
You
litter on the street? I kill you!
Here's news for Singaporeans – you're evil too! I have to say
your robot doesn't look any better than mine, but at least you're
fully-clothed. And you have six arms. Other outlandish favourites
of mine include representatives from Spain,
Holland
(this will blow you away) and Kenya.
In other local news, Malaysia recently switched to a self-assessed
income tax system, which I haven't completed myself. Not that it matters
anyway; I don't earn enough to be taxed in the first place. That's
a great way to advertise myself over the Internet. I'm single –
but poor.
12/4/2005
Did ya miss Four Tet's mix on The
Breezeblock last week? That's wack*
man. But here at Shtikman.com we be a step ahead of things. So here
to save y'all is the MP3 of the show.
Yeah, so you've got Streambox
too, but I've done all the hard editing work for you so don't front.
Nice mix, starts off great but gets okay towards the end. While you're
at it, have you peeped
Mass Distraction Sessions Vol 7? Don't sleep on it.
